Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,560 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/180 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 10/26 (155/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/280 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Climb to the top of the tower
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
